i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
this fucking bloodsucker got me right in the vein
you know your home life is great when your mom says that her friend Norma is lucky because she got to die without having to do anything with the shit in her house
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home
I love you, S!!!
lol i’m avoiding parental confrontation by being on tumblr
Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”