"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

hijerking:

so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay?

posted 1 week ago

just went out with a coworker and i’m convinced we’re soulmates

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

thefarfire:

bridgemcgidge:

jesuislegrandefromage:

cantpickbetweenfandoms:

skylargold:

It gets depressing when you realize that now he throws up peace signs all the time because he basically watched that soldier get killed with weaponry that he made and the poor kid just wanted a cool picture for Facebook or something

…why would you even say that…

Welcome to the Iron Man fandom, where every minor and major thing Tony does has a back story and will make you want to cry.

Awww… Look how eager he is like “Ohmygod It’s Tony Stark. Wait until mom and my friends back home see this.” and then he gets serious like “Oh. Sorry. Yes sir.” and he’s slightly disappointed for a moment and then he’s like “Really? Aw yeah! This guy is so chill!”

Ok I need to stop because it hurts

Why do you keep hurting me like this

posted 2 weeks ago via aesopeau · © t1mco with 6,788 notes
t1mco:

I’M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

t1mco:

I’M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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